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Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
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One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.
„I wish I was 21 and beautiful!“ The wish is instantly granted.
„I wish I had a million dollars!“ The wish is granted.
„I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.“ The wish is granted.
The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.
„Aren`t you upset now that you had me fixed?“
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A little boy asks a driver: „Could you give me a ride, please? I'm late for school“
„But I'm heading in the opposite direction, son.“
„Even better!“
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A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word „Timbuktu“.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
„I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu… “
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd….:
„When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two… “
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@Gina108 píše:
A tímto se bavili americký puberťáci:Spell this:
I CUP
Mě to nedá 
Budu za blba, ale nechápu 
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@Paoloska píše:
Mě to nedá
I see you pee
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@mooch píše:
I see you pee
Tak to jo… To víš, pee jsme ještě nebrali 
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@Bersaba píše:
Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
Mně zas nedocvakává tenhle. Asi na mě leze demence 
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@mooch
two times eleven is twenty, too = two times eleven is twenty two:)
Ale taky mi to chvíli trvalo:-)
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@me2dova píše:
@mooch
two times eleven is twenty, too = two times eleven is twenty two:)
Ale taky mi to chvíli trvalo:-)
no jasně, už to tam vidím! 
Dík
EDIT: teda spíš slyším
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@mooch píše:
Is it beef?
Yes, of horse!
Tenhle dost frčel v UK když jsem tam byla
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