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15.1.16 16:53

@KalamityJohn You don´nt need it if you can understand with other people :mrgreen: and it wouldn´t be so horrible for me to speak with an old lady from Prague :*

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15.1.16 17:01

You mean understand what other people are saying?

Joke for Friday - helps with the vocabulary :mrgreen:

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny.

He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house… walked home… and left it there all night.

You gotta love George.

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15.1.16 17:34
@KalamityJohn píše:
Yeah, I fake it well, here on emimino, don't I? What if I am 65 year old woman from Prague 4, hahaha :mrgreen:

Oops… are you sure, that you aren´t?? :jazyk:

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15.1.16 19:06
@Martinik píše:
Oops… are you sure, that you aren´t?? :jazyk:

Time to change my profile picture than :jazyk:

http://img3.visualizeus.com/…589e6d_h.jpg

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15.1.16 19:38

I knew you were kidding! This one lives in Prague 5, not 4, and she is seventy-nine :mrgreen:

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15.1.16 19:40
@Martinik píše:
I knew you were kidding! This one lives in Prague 5, not 4, and she is seventy-nine :mrgreen:

LOL, well played! :palec:

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25897
15.1.16 19:44

@KalamityJohn You can´t change your profile picture to this one. This belongs to K. Black I suppose.

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15.1.16 19:46

Isn't she gone already?

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25897
15.1.16 19:52

@KalamityJohn I think so. I haven´t seen her for ages. Maybe she has changed her nick.

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15.1.16 20:14

But guys, have you noticed the ring she wears on her pinky finger? That´s one of my youth… which brings me to a VERY UNPLEASANT consideration :mrgreen:

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15.1.16 20:23

The ring may be gift from her granddaughter.

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15.1.16 20:38

I hoped there would be ANY explanation :D

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25897
15.1.16 20:55

@KalamityJohn Btw I was very sad yesterday, my favourite actor Alan Rickman died :,( I loved his voice

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15.1.16 21:06
@Petrolka píše:
@KalamityJohn Btw I was very sad yesterday, my favourite actor Alan Rickman died :,( I loved his voice

Yeah, I know, we watched Galaxy Quest to honor him.

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, he will be missed!

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15.1.16 21:07

Where she married herself, there she married herself MINOE :D

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