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Superman is on his way to a large reunion of superheroes being
held in Miami Beach. He arrives two hours late; his clothes are a mess and he has definitely been in a fight. As he approaches his table, his good friend Batman yells, „Hey, Man of Steel, what happened to you?“
„Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but I was zipping along the coastline, making great time, when suddenly I look down and there, lying naked on the Jacksonville beach, was Wonder Woman!“
„Wow!“ says Robin. „What did you do?“
„What do you think I did, kid? Her legs were spread, so I figured I was in like Flynn. I dove down like an eagle and jumped her bones!“
„Boy, I bet she was surprised,“ said Batman.
Superman smiles weakly and says, „Yeah, she was; but not as surprised as the Invisible Man was.“
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@KalamityJohn můžu poprosit o překlad?
„vodive spojeni mezi konstrukci letadla a spojovacim materialem“
Je to pro jednu super ženskou, ne pro mě, mohli bychom tedy dočasně uzavřít mír? 
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@Martinik píše:
@KalamityJohn můžu poprosit o překlad?„vodive spojeni mezi konstrukci letadla a spojovacim materialem“
Je to pro jednu super ženskou, ne pro mě, mohli bychom tedy dočasně uzavřít mír?
Jakej mír? My jsme ve válce?
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Conductive connection between the fastener and airplane frame
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No dobře, ve válce úplně ne, ale slíbil jsi mi, že si budeš pamatovat moji prostořekost 
Chtěla jsem to napsat anglicky, ale nevím, jak se řekne prostořekost 
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@Martinik píše:
No dobře, ve válce úplně ne, ale slíbil jsi mi, že si budeš pamatovat moji prostořekost
That was a joke - but yes, I will remember your cheek
Cheek, that is a good word; for instance, Thomas the Tank Engine is cheeky sometimes.
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Thank you for your help, Kalamity 
Anyway, concerning my cheek, I stay calm, old people are forgettig fast…
Btw. my answer to your last joke apparently wasn´t so humorous as I supposed it to be 
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Political spin is to make things look better, like this:
Judy Walkman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senator Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory:
On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: ‚Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.‘
So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle.
Harry Reid:
Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:
„Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.“
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„I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!“
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Hi,
I am here to renew the two years old discussion … So, is here anyone who would like to communicate in English little bit? 
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@zzuza you can try mumsnet.com similar to emimino, hopefully admin won't mind 
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