Breno poradna - podlahové krytiny
Jiří Novotný
@KalamityJohn píše:
A vtip, mám dojem, že jsem ho kdysi přeložil ale nemůžu to najít:A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. „I'd love to be six again,“ she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, „Well, dear, what was it like being six again?“Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
„You idiot, I meant my dress size!“
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
no ale zjevne si ten den uzila, cili zadna trefa vedle.
Mne by nevadila PS5, nebo nejaka novejsi verze xboxu, nicmene uz mam xbox 360 a PS4 a cili tak premyslim, ze jestli to takto pujde dal, budu brzo potrebovat komoru jenom na moje konzole.
Na vanoce jsem si prala hru cyberpunk 2077 a manzel mi ji obratem koupil, ale nejspis ji nerozbalenou vratime, ctu samou kritiku na to, ze to je zabugovane az beda. Navic udajne se to da hrat vice mene jenom na pocitaci nebo prave na PS5, kterou jaksi nevlastnim. Pocitac mam, ale mam pochybnosti, ze tuto hru zvladne. Nejedna se o herni pocitac, cili specs urcite nejsou dostacujici.
Jsem z toho nakrknuta. Nejdrive to fiasko s Last of Us 2, ktere mel byl highlight tohoto roku a ted me zklamal i cyberpunk. No, co na to rict. Manzel me utesuje, ze mi najde nejakou zajimavou old school skakacku na steamu a mozna a pravdu. Neni nad dobrou arcadu.
Já zas koupila malé rukavice
Pod stromečkem budou jiné rukavice. Pevně doufám, že správné velikosti 